"As Matriarch of the whole Ponce Dynasty it is quite obvious from where our good looks originated, as well as our interests overseas. My ties to France remain as evidenced by my name, Henriette.

I like the good life and you can see it in my smile."

"Don't you think that I, Denise, am the best looking of all--including my daughters?  Thanks to Tai Chi and all natural foods and potions, I look 26 or so I am told by influential persons in our government.

I'm an avid reader, love music and dancing, and to relax--show me the beach!  I make lots of money translating English to Spanish and vice versa. Perhaps you would like to learn?"

" As you can see my mother is always trying to get in to my pictures. We are trying to send her away for a while so that I can get a better photo of me up here. But meanwhile all you need to know is that I am much better looking.

I love my children and , when he's good, my husband Jones. I work as an executive assistant and love reading and heavy duty conversation. Charming and vivacious is how I would modestly describe myself."   Denise (2)

The men folk (from left to right).

Jones--married to Denise 2 and a good looking computer freak when he's not supervising  baccarat in his job as a casino manager.

Diego--incredibly fine looking guitar player and romantically inclined. Able to fix cars and relate to women. As many women as wish to be related to.

Fernando--what can we say about this superlative example of manhood other than to compare to the other uglier members of the family? And yes--I am available.

"Joyce speaking. I hate my brother. I know I'm cuter than he is--but he gets to share the dog food and I don't. Maybe one day I can lock him in the closet or pour cold water in his bath! What's for supper I wonder?"

"Sisters are a pain--mine is a cross to bear until I can get out of here. I think she's jealous of how handsome I am--but aren't all people called James like that?  James The First. James The Second. James's are everywhere! But not as good looking as I am."

"Gianni speaking. I'm the Captain of my soccer team. Don't mess with me!  I fight a lot with Martin because that's how we are. He is not pleased about my incredibly handsome features--or the girls who cheer me on when I score goals. But I don't care--I am Gianni, successor to Pele.